Minions #196 - Watch What You Eat

Be sure to read today's Minion Master Message for a Minions Holiday Gift Guide!

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Stand by, following the usual frozen dinner for an evil-pop from your Minion Master!

Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the radioactive carno-voles just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."

SUPPORT THE FORCES OF EVIL, WITHOUT WHOM YOU'D HAVE TO LIVE IN SOME BORING UTOPIA OR SOMETHING! HELP FINANCE "MINIONS AT WORK" BY BUYING STUFF YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ANYWAY! IT'S LIKE STEALING, ONLY LEGAL!
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Or visit our Amazon Lair Gift Shop for Minions-recommended merchandise featuring villainy from across pop-culture!

Minions at work is inadequately supported during this financial crisis by your purchases from our web stores and our advertisers. Feed the economy and help us bleed green just a little more slowly by purchasing tee-shirts, buttons, calendars, hats, undies (we kid not!), and other fine Minions at Work items at one of the following stores.

While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great souvenir of your visit to the Lair:
THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE
"Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll make make you buy something else!"

and

NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY
(For very small values of naughty.)

Or just click on our "Donate" button and send us cash add to our "Buy the Minions a Camera Fund!" 100% of your contribution goes to allow starving orphans to buy blankets for kittens.

Nah, not really, it all goes to ME, in order to further the cause of EVIL, and the photography thereof.

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Greetings, Stuffed Shirts!

Is that rumble in your stomach the swine flu you caught waiting in the "Black Friday" line outside Best Buy, or that last dressing-sandwich that just didn't quite smell right? We don't care, because we're evil!

Yes, it's that interminable wait between major holidays, the twilight zone of celebration, the void of despair between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Oh, sure, not all of you out there in the big, wide, diverse world that we live in, celebrate both (or either) of these holidays, or at least, don't celebrate them at the same time, but you can suffer along with the majority of us U.S. Americans, by playing along with our home game. Just stuff yourself to bursting with mashed potatoes and stand in line at Target (or local equivalent) for a month, and you'll get the gist of it.

To make things easier for you, here's our handy "Minions at Work" gift guide. Remember, when you purchase through our guide, you help keep the evil coming here at "Minions at Work!"

First of all, who couldn't use an "Evil is not my Natuture, Evil is Just my Day Job" tee-shirt, sweatshirt, hat, mug, mousepad, or other "Minions at Work" item to enliven their person, workplace, or unemployment line!  We've got teddy bears, calendars, clocks, and all sorts of insane stuff. You'll find all these, and more, at our "Minions at Work" Cafe Press store. Shop HERE!

If you need a more personal gift, or if you need party-wear for new year's eve, may we recommend our exclusive "I've Got Evil in my Pants" clothing and accessory line over at "Number Two's House of Naughty."

Is the writer on your list having agent trouble?  Trouble finding an agent?  Do they have an agent?  (Then they've probably got trouble?)  Help them put things in perspective, and show the agents of the world who's in charge, with a shirt, mug, or other item featuring the world's worst literary agent, Sydney T. Cat!  Yes, anybody can call themselves a literary agent, even a cat!  And if it isn't prohibited, it's required!

Each item feature's "Bad Agent Sydney's" business card with her likeness, and the slogan "Bad Agent!  No Catnip!"  Funny and tons of fun!  Find the Bad Agent line HERE.

You can also support Minions at Work by buying one of the many books written by or featuring work by your Minion Master J. Steven York, and Mrs. Minion Master Christina F. York (who also writes mystery under the name Christy Evans)!  We've made it easy for you by setting up our own Amazon Store featuring our work.  Find it HERE.

And if nothing else strikes your fancy, we've also set up another Amazon Store featuring a variety of Minion-recommended minion and overlord themed products, including DVDs, books, and more!  Find it HERE.

See!  That should take care of your entire list for you!  And all the proceeds go to US!  We're EVIL, darn it!

See you next week.

                                       - Minion Shopmaster Steve

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