Greetings, Overstocks and Factory Seconds!
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Greetings, Overstocks and Factory Seconds!
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Surprise! After years of inactivity caused by life events (my wife had two major surgeries with long recovery times, and we've lost two family members) and other priorities (we're still trying to write books out here!), I'm slowly coming back to "Minions at Work." But It's going to be a lot different than what we had here. Same action figures, same colorful photos, but used in a much different way.
First of all, I'm going to a (mostly, I may still do an occasional single panel, and rerun the ones I already have) multi-panel format with word balloons as well as captions. Second, while I'll still be building the complicated sets and dioramas for some panels and strips, I'll also be building up panels out of a library of elements I'll be building, characters in different poses, and shot from different camera angles. I'm working on that library of elements right now, and learning to use Manga Studio/Clip Studio, the new software I'm using to put this all together.
What you're seeing here are some of my early experiments. And as you can see, multi-panel means I have greater need to establish the OUTSIDE of some of my lairs, and thus I'm also doing model work, the first example being Cap'n Rehab's submarine celebrity rehab clinic, the "Naughtyless." I'm pretty proud of it.
There's still a crap-ton of work to do (including a complete overhaul of this site to a proper web-comic friendly software), but if you'd like to follow along, I recommend joining our Minions at Work Group on Facebook. Hope to see you there!
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Posting from my phone, so I will be brief. sorry about the interruption in your minion cartoons. Just when we thought medical adventures were taking a lull, mrs minion master ended up in a hospital 100 miles from home for emergency surgery, and I'm here with her. she is recovering well and we hope to be home in a few days. so I HOPE we'll be back to schedule shortly. Check back next week!
Monday, July 02, 2012
Yes, we totally missed last week, without even a note of explanation. As I've said before, we've been dealing with an ongoing family health emergency that has just has us overloaded, and in addition, I had a story due on deadline for a real, live, paying anthology, and that took priority for the little time I did have. The good news, health emergency getting less "emerg" as time goes on, the story is turned in on time (another in my "Clockwork Cowboy" steampunk western series, if you were curious), and we have a new cartoon for you this week, right on time! Hey, you were probably on vacation and didn't even notice we were missing? Did you? DID YOU? Didn't think so!
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Monday, June 18, 2012
|Click Cartoon for a Bigger Mess!|
Greetings, Plungers and Low-flows!
Today's cartoon is brought to you by "Westward Weird," a great collection stories that put science-fiction and fantasy spins on tales of the old-west, including my steampunk western story, The Clockwork Cowboy!
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As Liberty Brass and his amazing clockwork horse, Piston, make their way west, they are first attacked by a clockwork highwayman. They have no sooner subdued their attacker when they are all taken prisoner by a mysterious pair of clockwork men named Copperpot and Kettle, and taken to a forgotten plantation house deep in the Kentucky hills, ruled by the wondrous Steam Man. At first it seems a utopia, where mechanical men live in peace, free from the wars of men, and work for their common good.
But there are secrets here, deep as a mine shaft, and dark as Kentucky coal, and Liberty learns that the price of truth just might be the loss of his freedom -- or his mechanical life!
|A Preview of the Cover for "The Steam Man's Plantation/"|
See you folks back here next week!
- Clockwork Minion Master Steve
Monday, June 11, 2012
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Greetings, Shoulder-bags and roll-arounds!
|Is your shirt this cool? I think not!|
Now, I loves me some Hawaiian shirts, and I've got a bunch of them that I wear pretty much all summer, and any time I travel from Oregon to warmer locations in the winter. I especially love nerdy Hawaiian shirts, and I have a few that I treasure, with things like spiders, cartoon space shuttles, and giant Japanese robots.
But shirts like that are hard to find off-the-shelf, and if you're an odd size like me (six-foot-six and none-too-slim, Steve smash!) it's just impossible. So the ones I've got have all been custom made, mostly hand-made gifts from my wonderful daughter.
But she's got like, a life and stuff, and does not spend all her spare time making me shirts, and I know there are some of you out there who might lust after such a shirt, and have nobody at all who could make it for them. I've got a solution for you, but on to that in a minute...
Anyway, you might think that the hard part about this shirt is the fabric, but turns out there are TONS of nerd-cool fabrics out there that would make a cool Hawaiian shirt. My wife found this one at a regular-old craft store, and there are plenty of on-line sources, and even on-line places that print custom fabrics. You can even buy stuff (including old and out-of-print designs) on eBay! So, once you have fabric, all you need is to find somebody to turn it into a shirt for you!
So, how about the person who made mine (who just happens to be my sister-in-law) who is starting her own custom shirt business? Drop on over to Sew Campy Shirts and see how it's done. The site is still under construction, but you'll find tips on picking and buying fabric, prices, and instructions on placing an order.
And it doesn't have to take forever. Your ship could ship in as little as ten days. Yeah, it's going to cost you a little more than a store-bought shirt, but trust me, these things get attention, and there's nothing more satisfying when people ask about it (and they will ask) than to say, "why thanks, it's custom made!" And walk away knowing you've got the only one on the planet like it! Winning!
Tell her I sent you, and she'll try extra hard to take all the pins out!
I'll just be chilling out here in my awesome shirt, and see you folks back here next week!
- Minion Master, Steve
Sunday, June 03, 2012
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Greetings, No-class Fliers!
Sorry we totally flaked out on last week's cartoon. Pressures of family health emergencies have played havoc with our schedules and comedic energy levels.I had the concept for this week's cartoon worked out and had started building the set, but realized I wasn't going to get it done even by late Monday without pulling an all-nighter, and just decided to waste. The end-result is probably better than it would have been anyway, as it allowed me to dig out some mission props and to take my time setting things up a little more carefully. It took time and experimentation to get all the elements I wanted into the shot.
It has been pointed out to me by Mrs. Minion Master that the background wall is suspiciously close to the plane, making you wonder what happened to the far wing. On considering this, I offer the following possible explanations:
A: The "wall" in in fact the corner of something, or perhaps a much smaller structure. It ends just at the left of the cartoon and the plane's wing projects around the corner.
B: The plane is a crazy cartoon plane like those commonly seen on the old "Bullwinkle and Rocky" commercials, with absurdly long landing gear, and even more absurdly short wings. Imagine a couple of cartoon clouds zooming past in the background on an endless loop, while the announcer intones: "Meanwhile our heroes could imagine that in the skies far above Frostbite Falls..." and you'll get the general idea.
C: The wing broke off when the plane crashed into the building. This is not surprising when you realize the plane is clearly piloted by Charles Lindbergh, and he's dead. In this case, you have only to imagine that what Minion No. 1, standing in the background, is saying into his walkie-talkie is, "...oh, yeah, don't cancel the flight. That will totally buff out!"
D: Why are you even wondering where the wing is when you first need to ask yourself, how did those enormous nose-wheels get through that little, tiny, landing gear door?
See you folks back here next week -- if we don't get detained at security...
- Your Pal in Gitmo, Minion Master Steve