Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Minions #249 - Pumping Irony
Greetings, Saggy Biceps!
Yes, we're late this week. Technical glitches. Bad weather. Holidays. The Forces of Good. Bah!
- Minion Master Steve
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Monday, November 22, 2010
Minions #248 - Penguin Priors
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Yup! You asked for more evil-Santa, and you've got more evil-Santa!
Far as I know, this is also the first time I've ever used the Penguin in a strip without ANY of the other regular Minions or Overlords for backup. It's certainly the first time I've used a "Penguin at Work" logo. So mark that down, so you can tell your grandchildren you were there the day it happened!
Maybe you'll notice I'm NOT trying to sell you anything this week. I mean, you can still hit the donate button if you want to, but I just thought I'd remind you that the holidays are coming, and with the economy being what it is, there's bound to be a toy-drive or food drive near you in need of help. If you don't know what's up in your area, I'd recommend contacting your local food bank or fire department. They'll probably be able to tell you what's up, where to donate, and how else you can help out in your town or city.
Just remember, there are plenty of kids right there in your town who won't see a holiday gift, and for whom a holiday is just another cold, hungry day. I know it's tough all over, but if you can afford a small toy or a can of food, you'll make a difference! Stick it to the Man by showing them that evil has a heart! Crush their world-view with your out-of-character generosity, and turn their limited version of morality upside-down! HAhahahaHAHAHAHAH!
- Minion Master Steve
Monday, November 15, 2010
Minions #247 - Dinosaur in a Net
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Stand by, following the usual anti-social-networking for a 140 characters-plus of bad from your Minion Master!
Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the salty-pretzel-worms just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."
SUPPORT THE FORCES OF EVIL, WITHOUT WHOM YOU'D HAVE TO LIVE IN SOME BORING UTOPIA OR SOMETHING! HELP FINANCE "MINIONS AT WORK" BY BUYING STUFF YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ANYWAY! IT'S LIKE STEALING, ONLY LEGAL! We're now Amazon.com affiliates, which means that if you click on the Amazon link in our sidebar and make purchases from Amazon, a tiny little sliver of what you spend goes to support these fine (maybe even near-mint!) cartoons!
Or just click on our "Donate" button and send us cash add to our "Buy the Minions a Camera Fund!" 100% of your contribution goes to allow starving orphans to buy blankets for kittens. Nah, not really, it all goes to ME, in order to further the cause of EVIL, and the photography thereof.
Join the Minions Reminder Email List. It's free, it's easy, and you'll never miss a Minions at Work cartoon (or if you do, it won't be our fault!) Or become one of our followers. See the follower box in our Mighty Sidebar! Or join our "Minions at Work" group on Facebook. And yes, I'm on Twitter. Follow me. I'm JSteveYork there (clicking on the previous link will take you straight to my profile page.)
Greetings, Silly Short-arms!
I'm just back from Orycon in Portland, Oregon. Been a stressful weekend on the personal front (yes, your Minion Master does have a life beyond the lair and the furtherance of evil) so I'll keep this short. Kinda like that T-rex's silly, little, arms. AHHH! LOOK OUT! HE'S THROWING A MAIL-BOMB!
See you next week...
- Steve
Monday, November 08, 2010
Minions #246 - Pit Bull
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Stand by, following the usual late lunch for a major munching from your Minion Master!
Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the tyrannoraptors just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."
SUPPORT THE FORCES OF EVIL, WITHOUT WHOM YOU'D HAVE TO LIVE IN SOME BORING UTOPIA OR SOMETHING! Minions at work is inadequately supported during this financial crisis by your purchases from our web stores and our advertisers. Feed the economy and help us bleed green just a little more slowly by purchasing tee-shirts, buttons, calendars, hats, undies (we kid not!), and other fine Minions at Work items at one of the following stores: THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE "Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll make make you buy something else!" and NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY (For very small values of naughty.)
Or just click on our "Donate" button and send us cash add to our "Buy the Minions a Camera Fund!" 100% of your contribution goes to allow starving orphans to buy blankets for kittens. Nah, not really, it all goes to ME, in order to further the cause of EVIL, and the photography thereof.
Join the Minions Reminder Email List. It's free, it's easy, and you'll never miss a Minions at Work cartoon (or if you do, it won't be our fault!) Or become one of our followers. See the follower box in our Mighty Sidebar! Or join our "Minions at Work" group on Facebook. And yes, I'm finally on Twitter. Follow me. I'm JSteveYork there (clicking on the previous link will take you straight to my profile page.) Eventually I'm getting No. 1 his own account for Minions-related-business, but one thing at a time. Still: We're everywhere! We're everywhere!
Greetings, Overstocks and Factory Seconds!
Tuesday, November 02, 2010
Back from our trip (barely), but Taking Monday Off
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