Monday, March 31, 2008
Minions #103 - Listing to Starboard
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Greetings, Multiple Listings!
Our motto at Minions Studios is "keep it real." Okay, mostly what we keep is surreal, but I don't often resort to photo-editing on our cartoons. It isn't because I can't, but I try to keep things within the context of the world I can create for you on a bench-top most of the time.
But there are occasions, especially when it comes to presenting the massive Lairs of our evil overlords and their infernal devices, that nothing I can build here is going to do. This is one of those times.
Strangely, as much as I fight doing this, I'm usually pretty pleased with the results (like this one here) when I do. I'm pretty pleased with this week's too. I don't know how funny it is, but it's pretty!
By the way, did you look closely at the sign in the cartoon? If not, go check it out. I'll wait...
Okay, you're back. According to the description there, the volcano lair is one of the biggest buildings in the world, with about twice the square footage of that shrimpy-old-Pentagon. There is, however, a shopping mall in China with about the same square footage of retail space (most of it standing empty, according to sources on the net).
In any case, it's curious that somebody from the Guinness Book of World Records hasn't come to call. Hmmm, perhaps Coldblood Bilker is telling a little fib about the square footage? Could be. They're evil baby!
See you next week!
-Steve
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Minions #102 - Allez Evil!
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Greetings, Hungry Masses!
I never know what kind of trouble I'm getting in when I start making pop-culture references here. I mean, everyone knows Batman, Superman, or James Bond, but what if I'm the only one around who ever watches the Food Network and their series Iron Chef America (or the Japanese original)? If not, will you get this week's panel? Oh, well, you buys your ticket, and you takes your chances. Us cool people get it.
Now, back to reading Anthony Bourdain's book, "The Nasty Bits." Bourdain is my favorite culinary super-villain. If you've missed his classic "Kitchen Confidential," you've missed a treat.
See ya next week,
-Steve
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Monday, March 17, 2008
Minions #101 - Back-in Trouble
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Greetings, Patient Ones!
Well, again, this isn't Minions At Work #100, because... Wait, that was last week!
Never mind.
Back to our usual foolishness, already in progress.
-Steve
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Minions At Work #100!
Greetings, Minions Fans! At long last it's here! Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story! It's Minions at Work #100 the movie!
This one has everything. Minion No. 1. Minion Number 2. Special guest stars. Music. Firearms.
Get ready to kiss seven minutes and thirty seconds of your life goodbye.
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This was a lot of fun, but it was way more work than I imagined. Still, I doubt it's the last Minions at Work video you'll see. Better start getting ready for 200 now!
See you next week with the regular mayhem.
Your Minion-master,
-Steve
This one has everything. Minion No. 1. Minion Number 2. Special guest stars. Music. Firearms.
Get ready to kiss seven minutes and thirty seconds of your life goodbye.
Feel free to link this from your own web page or blog and to share it with your friends (and enemies).
This was a lot of fun, but it was way more work than I imagined. Still, I doubt it's the last Minions at Work video you'll see. Better start getting ready for 200 now!
See you next week with the regular mayhem.
Your Minion-master,
-Steve
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Doctor Coldblood,
Governator,
J. Steven York,
Mini-me,
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Number 2,
Video,
YouTube
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Minion 99.9 - Youth Movement
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Greetings, Patient Ones!
Okay, not #100 again. But I was professionally busy over the weekend. I wrote AND sold a new short story called "Boldly Reimagined" to an upcoming hero-themed anthology edited by Denise Little. (See the sidebar for info on "Frontlines" another anthology coming up in May, also edited by Denise, in which Chris and I both have stories, or just follow this link to Amazon.com).
There was also an interesting nibble that could lead to the most exciting Minions-related event yet, but it's WAY premature to say more than that. It could come to nothing. I'll keep you posted.
On the #100 front, the good news is that the sound (unless I've forgotten something) is FINALLY all recorded, and I'm working on the final editing of it. Then I can finish the picture editing. If so, maybe I can finish it this week. If not -- uh -- 99.91 anyone?
This just turned out to be a much bigger project than I expected. I hope it's worth the effort. A lot of people see these YouTube videos, so maybe it will drag some more visitors in here.
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See you next week.
-Steve
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