Minions #193 - Don't Quote me Bro!

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Greetings, "Honored" -uh- "Guests!"

It's been a while since I plugged books, and it's darned well time.  Somebody has to pay the bills around here.

First of all, I have a new anthology story out.  The anthology is called "The Trouble with Heroes," and my story is called "Boldy Reimagined."  I think serious fans of Battlestar Galactica or Joss Whedon may find this story, set in the writer's room of a new fantasy/sci-fi TV series, amusing.

Plus, hey, I hear there are actually other stories in there.  Stories by writers nearly as talented as my magnificently evil self.  That could be a considered a bonus.  You can find it in mass-market paperback in the sf/fantasy section of your favorite bookseller, or order it from Amazon HERE.

Mrs. Minion Master has been busy as well, in her alias of Christy Evans.  Her first mystery novel, "Sink Trap," featuring the crime-busting adventures of a female plumber, is out to rave reviews.  (Don't believe me?  Check the quote on her web-site, HERE.)

It's a fun read, and a great gift for anyone struggling with remodeling and home repairs.

Once again, it's out in mass-market paperback, and you can find a copy in all finer booksellers.  (If they don't have it in stock, they aren't really fine.)  Or, you can order it from Amazon.com right HERE.

Sink trap is only the first of a trilogy of books that are already complete.  The second installment, "Lead Pipe Cinch" is out in April of next year, and we just got our first look at the cover.  Here it is:

Like I said, this is out in April, so you can't buy it yet, but if you're really eager, it's available for pre-order on Amazon.  Go HERE.

So, go buy them one, or buy them all (or any of our other books) and help support Minions at Work.  Or, just send us the heck money (that's what the donation button below is for).  A dollar would be nice.  Or a trillion.  Or perhaps something in-between.  Your choice.  (The closer to a trillion, the better.)

See you guys next week.

- Your Shill-Master, Steve

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