Scroll on, following our regularly scheduled cartoon (and the usually jibber-jabber) for a BONUS "Minions at Work" cartoon.To fully deploy humor, click on cartoons to enlarge
Stand by, following some organic commercial manure for a generous fertilization from your Minion Master!
Your torture (Delete unapproved language. Replace:) enhanced interrogation is important to us. To serve you better, your torture (Delete unapproved language. Replace:) enhanced interrogation may be repeated several hundred times (Delete unapproved language. Replace:) twice because one definition of insanity is repeating a failed strategy and expecting different results (Delete unapproved language. Replace:) it always works when Jack Bauer does it on 24, and that's as close to a documentary as you can get.
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Or visit our Amazon Lair Gift Shop for Minions-recommended merchandise featuring villainy from across pop-culture!
Minions at work is inadequately supported during this financial crisis by your purchases from our web stores and our advertisers. Feed the economy and help us bleed green just a little more slowly by purchasing tee-shirts, buttons, calendars, hats, undies (we kid not!), and other fine Minions at Work items at one of the following stores.
While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great souvenir of your visit to the Lair:
THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE
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and
NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY
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Greetings, Below-deck-hands!
Hey, while we're cleaning up at Minions Studios, I decided it would be a good opportunity to clear some slightly soiled factory seconds out of our Bulging Warehouse of Doom (Bulging Warehouse of Doom would, by the way, be a great name for a rock band) and give you guys a twofer this week. So there's a second Minions at Work cartoon following this message.
Also, if you had to scroll down here, I figured there's at least a slightly higher than usual possibly that you'll actually read this crap!
Not to sound like a broken record (which actually sounds something like tisk--tisk--tisk--tisk-ssssccccraaaach! CRACK!), it's tax refund time, and assuming you actually got something back, and assuming you don't need it to keep the lights and water on, maybe you were planning to buy something fun for yourself. (The Kindle 2 seems to be all the rage this year.) If you're gonna blow the cash anyway, how's about clicking though our links in the sidebar to Amazon.com and do your shopping there. (It's the ONLY place to buy Kindle. Did I mention Kindle?)
Okay, failing that, how about a good, old-fashioned book? You know, something with a semi-dressed person on the cover. You know. Literature.
Either way, costs you nothing, and a little sliver of your purchase supports Minions at Work. Come on. You don't want us laying Minions off, do you? (Really? That's cold, man!)
And if you're too damned cheap to buy anything, how's about leaving us a comment? We love to hear from you almost as much as we like getting money. Well, not really, but it just barely beats out a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
- Your Diabolical Duke of Doppelgangers (and Minion Master), Steve
Monday, April 27, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Minions #161 - Off Season
To fully deploy humor, click on cartoons to enlarge
Stand by, following some commercial volcanic out-flow for a lava-bomb from your Minion Master!
Your execution is important to us. To serve you better, your execution may be observed by a supervisor, who will step in to kick you if the corpse is still twitching.
KEEP AMERICA STRONG! SUPPORT "MINIONS AT WORK" BY BUYING STUFF YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ANYWAY!
We're now Amazon.com affiliates, which means that if you click on the Amazon link in our sidebar and make purchases from Amazon, a tiny little sliver of what you spend goes to support these fine (maybe even near-mint!) cartoons!
Or visit our Amazon Lair Gift Shop for Minions-recommended merchandise featuring villainy from across pop-culture!
Minions at work is inadequately supported during this financial crisis by your purchases from our web stores and our advertisers. Feed the economy and help us bleed green just a little more slowly by purchasing tee-shirts, buttons, calendars, hats, undies (we kid not!), and other fine Minions at Work items at one of the following stores.
While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great souvenir of your visit to the Lair:
THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE
"Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll make make you buy something else!"
and
NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY
(For very small values of naughty.)
Join the Minions Reminder Email List. It's free, it's easy, and you'll never miss a Minions at Work cartoon (or if you do, it won't be our fault!) Or become one of our followers. See the follower box in our Mighty Sidebar!
Greetings, Lay-offs!
Let's face it. He's got a hidden lair, an army of industrious slaves to do his bidding, and dozens of awesome super-powers. It's a good thing Santa is on our side.
He is still on our side, isn't he? I mean, the economy is hard on everyone, and Christmas wasn't very festive this year.
Uh-oh. Better go buy some razor-wire to hang around the chimney with care...
Changing the subject, it's tax refund time, and assuming you actually got something back, and assuming you don't need it to keep the lights and water on, maybe you were planning to buy something fun for yourself. (The Kindle 2 seems to be all the rage this year.) If you're gonna blow the cash anyway, how's about clicking though our links in the sidebar to Amazon.com and do your shopping there. (It's the ONLY place to buy Kindle. Did I mention Kindle?)
Okay, failing that, how about a good, old-fashioned book? You know, something with a semi-dressed person on the cover. You know. Literature.
Either way, costs you nothing, and a little sliver of your purchase supports Minions at Work. Come on. You don't want us laying Minions off, do you? (Really? That's cold, man!)
And if you're too damned cheap to buy anything, how's about leaving us a comment? We love to hear from you almost as much as we like getting money. Well, not really, but it just barely beats out a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
- Your Jolly Old Minion Master, Steve
Stand by, following some commercial volcanic out-flow for a lava-bomb from your Minion Master!
Your execution is important to us. To serve you better, your execution may be observed by a supervisor, who will step in to kick you if the corpse is still twitching.
KEEP AMERICA STRONG! SUPPORT "MINIONS AT WORK" BY BUYING STUFF YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ANYWAY!
We're now Amazon.com affiliates, which means that if you click on the Amazon link in our sidebar and make purchases from Amazon, a tiny little sliver of what you spend goes to support these fine (maybe even near-mint!) cartoons!
Or visit our Amazon Lair Gift Shop for Minions-recommended merchandise featuring villainy from across pop-culture!
Minions at work is inadequately supported during this financial crisis by your purchases from our web stores and our advertisers. Feed the economy and help us bleed green just a little more slowly by purchasing tee-shirts, buttons, calendars, hats, undies (we kid not!), and other fine Minions at Work items at one of the following stores.
While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great souvenir of your visit to the Lair:
THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE
"Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll make make you buy something else!"
and
NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY
(For very small values of naughty.)
Join the Minions Reminder Email List. It's free, it's easy, and you'll never miss a Minions at Work cartoon (or if you do, it won't be our fault!) Or become one of our followers. See the follower box in our Mighty Sidebar!
Greetings, Lay-offs!
Let's face it. He's got a hidden lair, an army of industrious slaves to do his bidding, and dozens of awesome super-powers. It's a good thing Santa is on our side.
He is still on our side, isn't he? I mean, the economy is hard on everyone, and Christmas wasn't very festive this year.
Uh-oh. Better go buy some razor-wire to hang around the chimney with care...
Changing the subject, it's tax refund time, and assuming you actually got something back, and assuming you don't need it to keep the lights and water on, maybe you were planning to buy something fun for yourself. (The Kindle 2 seems to be all the rage this year.) If you're gonna blow the cash anyway, how's about clicking though our links in the sidebar to Amazon.com and do your shopping there. (It's the ONLY place to buy Kindle. Did I mention Kindle?)
Okay, failing that, how about a good, old-fashioned book? You know, something with a semi-dressed person on the cover. You know. Literature.
Either way, costs you nothing, and a little sliver of your purchase supports Minions at Work. Come on. You don't want us laying Minions off, do you? (Really? That's cold, man!)
And if you're too damned cheap to buy anything, how's about leaving us a comment? We love to hear from you almost as much as we like getting money. Well, not really, but it just barely beats out a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
- Your Jolly Old Minion Master, Steve
Labels:
bar,
Bartender,
Doctor Coldblood,
Doctor Head-in-a-Jar,
No. 1,
off-season,
Santa
Monday, April 13, 2009
Minions #160 - Safety Warning
To fully deploy humor, click on cartoons to enlarge
Stand by, following some commercial volcanic out-flow for a lava-bomb from your Minion Master!
Your execution is important to us. To serve you better, your execution may be observed by a supervisor, who will step in to kick you if the corpse is still twitching.
KEEP AMERICA STRONG! SUPPORT "MINIONS AT WORK" BY BUYING STUFF YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ANYWAY!
We're now Amazon.com affiliates, which means that if you click on the Amazon link in our sidebar and make purchases from Amazon, a tiny little sliver of what you spend goes to support these fine (maybe even near-mint!) cartoons!
Or visit our Amazon Lair Gift Shop for Minions-recommended merchandise featuring villainy from across pop-culture!
Minions at work is inadequately supported during this financial crisis by your purchases from our web stores and our advertisers. Feed the economy and help us bleed green just a little more slowly by purchasing tee-shirts, buttons, calendars, hats, undies (we kid not!), and other fine Minions at Work items at one of the following stores.
While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great souvenir of your visit to the Lair:
THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE
"Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll make make you buy something else!"
and
NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY
(For very small values of naughty.)
Join the Minions Reminder Email List. It's free, it's easy, and you'll never miss a Minions at Work cartoon (or if you do, it won't be our fault!) Or become one of our followers. See the follower box in our Mighty Sidebar!
Greetings, Fry Babies!
I try not to go crazy on the photo-editing here. I prefer my Minions "real." But sometimes, special effects are just required. Also, I'm still in the middle of rearranging things here at Minions Studios to give myself more working room, and to better organize my props, figures, and set pieces, so it was hard to shoot anything new.
Okay, actually I did shoot something new, but it was on the lab set you've seen several times lately, so I decided to keep it in inventory for later use, and mix things up a bit.
Anyway, keep those cards and letters (well, comments) coming! I know you're out there. I can hear you breathing. (That is you isn't it? Because, what else could it... AAAAAAGHAAARHGAH!)
- Your dearly departed Minion Master, Steve
Stand by, following some commercial volcanic out-flow for a lava-bomb from your Minion Master!
Your execution is important to us. To serve you better, your execution may be observed by a supervisor, who will step in to kick you if the corpse is still twitching.
KEEP AMERICA STRONG! SUPPORT "MINIONS AT WORK" BY BUYING STUFF YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ANYWAY!
We're now Amazon.com affiliates, which means that if you click on the Amazon link in our sidebar and make purchases from Amazon, a tiny little sliver of what you spend goes to support these fine (maybe even near-mint!) cartoons!
Or visit our Amazon Lair Gift Shop for Minions-recommended merchandise featuring villainy from across pop-culture!
Minions at work is inadequately supported during this financial crisis by your purchases from our web stores and our advertisers. Feed the economy and help us bleed green just a little more slowly by purchasing tee-shirts, buttons, calendars, hats, undies (we kid not!), and other fine Minions at Work items at one of the following stores.
While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great souvenir of your visit to the Lair:
THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE
"Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll make make you buy something else!"
and
NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY
(For very small values of naughty.)
Join the Minions Reminder Email List. It's free, it's easy, and you'll never miss a Minions at Work cartoon (or if you do, it won't be our fault!) Or become one of our followers. See the follower box in our Mighty Sidebar!
Greetings, Fry Babies!
I try not to go crazy on the photo-editing here. I prefer my Minions "real." But sometimes, special effects are just required. Also, I'm still in the middle of rearranging things here at Minions Studios to give myself more working room, and to better organize my props, figures, and set pieces, so it was hard to shoot anything new.
Okay, actually I did shoot something new, but it was on the lab set you've seen several times lately, so I decided to keep it in inventory for later use, and mix things up a bit.
Anyway, keep those cards and letters (well, comments) coming! I know you're out there. I can hear you breathing. (That is you isn't it? Because, what else could it... AAAAAAGHAAARHGAH!)
- Your dearly departed Minion Master, Steve
Sunday, April 05, 2009
Minions #159 - Just Desserts
To fully deploy humor, click on cartoons to enlarge
Stand by, following some typical jibber-jabber for a last-minute reprieve from your Minion Master!
Your execution is important to us. To serve you better, your execution may be observed by a supervisor, who will step in to kick you if the corpse is still twitching.
KEEP AMERICA STRONG! SUPPORT "MINIONS AT WORK" BY BUYING STUFF YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ANYWAY!
We're now Amazon.com affiliates, which means that if you click on the Amazon link in our sidebar and make purchases from Amazon, a tiny little sliver of what you spend goes to support these fine (maybe even near-mint!) cartoons!
Or visit our Amazon Lair Gift Shop for Minions-recommended merchandise featuring villainy from across pop-culture!
Minions at work is inadequately supported during this financial crisis by your purchases from our web stores and our advertisers. Feed the economy and help us bleed green just a little more slowly by purchasing tee-shirts, buttons, calendars, hats, undies (we kid not!), and other fine Minions at Work items at one of the following stores.
While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great souvenir of your visit to the Lair:
THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE
"Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll make make you buy something else!"
and
NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY
(For very small values of naughty.)
Join the Minions Reminder Email List. It's free, it's easy, and you'll never miss a Minions at Work cartoon (or if you do, it won't be our fault!) Or become one of our followers. See the follower box in our Mighty Sidebar!
Greetings, Fans on a Stick!
Well, I've run a bit late the last couple weeks (usually only a few hours, but...) and last week I completely forgot the reminder-list email until Thursday. Bad Minion Master! Bad! Anyway, I'm trying to get out a bit early this week.
But a lot has been going on here. Hope to have some major mad-science related news to announce next week, but I hate to jump the gun until the deal is closed on publishing things.
I'm also doing some major re-arranging here at Hangar 18 (AKA Minions Studios) that I'm hoping will give me more room for my photo setups, and allow me to better organize and store all my Minions props and set pieces. We'll see how that works out. I get bored seeing variations on the same sets and setups every week, and I'm sure you do too. Hopefully this will let me shake things up a bit.
Anyway, keep those cards and letters (well, comments) coming!
- Your Under-overlord, Steve
Labels:
dessert,
heads,
Laboratory,
liquid nitrogen,
Number 2,
Number 9
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