Minions #213 - Heath Care Debate

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Greetings, Pre-existing Conditions!

Before we get started, I just want to say that "Radioactive Zombie Congressional Pages" would be a great name for a comic book/multimedia franchise!  Just imagine the toy line!

Anyway, it's kind of an accident, but we actually have something timely and topical to post this week, what with the passage of the health-care reform this week.  We're kind of jazzed about it!  Why not?  I mean, it's either a ground-breaking boon that will enhance the lives of all Americans, including us, or it's an evil scheme that will bring the world down around our ears (or possibly both)!  Anyhow, from our perspective, we're just not seeing a down-side here.  Win, win!

Yes, we're running late again, and I've got no excuse, since this cartoon was actually done a week ago.  Let's just say that there are a lot of distractions around the lair right now, and without the mandatory reminder of a "oh, no, I have to post something!" photo-shoot, it just slipped my mind.

The reorganization of Minions Studios is going well, though the job still looks never-ending at this point.  But already, things are more sorted and organized than they've been in years.  Maybe I'll post some pictures at some point.  Anyway, back to work.  See you guys next week!

                     - Minion Master Steve

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Minions #89 - Jaws of a Dilemma

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Don't miss the latest ravings of a lunatic madman, your Minion Master, following the usual commercial bite our of your wallet...

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A cautionary message from your fearless leader:

Greetings, beneficiaries,


That reminds me, as (those of you in the U.S. anyway) celebrate Thanksgiving next week, remember not to bite off more than you can chew. As for your Minion Master, I'm loading up the escape pod for a quick ballistic arc over to Las Vegas, where I'll be working with my son on a new writing project. (Hey, off-season rooms are obscenely cheap, so is food, and Chris will be doing some research for a couple upcoming writing projects of her own.)

Anyway, I'll be leaving a Minions at Work cartoon set to go for you folks next week, but it may or may not go out exactly on schedule, depending on my internet access at the time.

Lets face it, a Las Vegas casino is kind of like a lair with more neon and better access to out-call escorts. Heck, it even has evil masterminds watching your every move through hidden cameras, and a plot to part the unsuspecting from their money and to get away with it Scott-free. From a villain's standpoint, you've got just got to admire the whole operation. So consider it Minions at Work research too. So, we're off.

And don't worry about Number Two folks. He's got more lives than a cockroach, and twice as much resistance to DDT. He'll be fine just as soon as they reattach his legs. And that will happen just as soon as they find them.

See you (remotely), next week.

- Steve