Minions #201 - This and the Christmas Tree Too!

Stand by, following the usual cast offs for a big dump from your Minion Master!

Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the space maggots just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."

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While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great souvenir of your visit to the Lair:
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"Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll make make you buy something else!"

and

NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY
(For very small values of naughty.)

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Nah, not really, it all goes to ME, in order to further the cause of EVIL, and the photography thereof.

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Greetings, Returnable Gifts!


Hope you're having a good, flu-free, bomb-free, blizzard-free holiday so far.  Running a little late this week, so I'll keep it short.  See you next time!

                                    - Mistletoe Minion Master Steve

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Minions #135 - Spoilage

Stand by, following the usually commercial jibber-jabber for some recycled, hybrid, carbon-neutral words from your Minion Master!

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Your visit is important to us. Please give all your precious metals to the nearest Minion and stare mindlessly at the screen for a post-election message from your Minion Master, following the usual commercial interruptions.

Minions at work is inadequately supported during this financial crisis by your purchases from our web stores and our advertisers. Feed the economy and help us bleed green just a little more slowly by purchasing tee-shirts, buttons, calendars, hats, undies (we kid not!), and other fine Minions at Work items at one of the following stores.

While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great gift:
THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE
"Where the beatings will continue until all customers are satisfied!"

and

NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY
(Oh, come on. You know you want to be naughty!)

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Greetings, Curb-side cast-offs!

Ha! I'm back on time again! Don't get used to it!

Busy week here at at Lair, as Mrs. Minion Master Chris and I have gotten the chance to pitch some novels based on one of our favorite television shows, one that should be familiar to Minions-fans (fingers crossed, but no details until, and if, we get a go-ahead). Chris is buried trying to finish the second in her series of plumbing-themed mystery novels (coming soon from Berkley Prime Crime).

And we just got invited to speak at the Space-Coast Writer's Conference, to be held late-January in Cocoa Beach, Florida. Yes, I love our secret hide-away on the Oregon coast, but can I be persuaded into going to sunny Florida in the middle of winter? Why yes, I can!

Lots of other things in the work, but nothing I can talk about yet. Seems like now that the elections are over, the publishing world is suddenly moving again. Huzzah!

- your Secret Master of Fundom, Steve.


And don't forget to run out and spend your last few dollars on that
new anthology with a great new story by Mrs. Minion Master! It's called "Witch High," and features stories by 14 top authors about the students of Salem Township Public High-school #4." Sure, Halloween is over, but don't let the fun end there!

BUY "WITCH HIGH" ON AMAZON NOW!

Minions 99.6 - A Terrible Thing to Waste

Greetings, Impatient Ones!

Okay, this still isn't #100. I didn't get much done on it last week with house-guests and other projects taking priority, and given that I'm scheduled to be at Radcon in Pasco, Washington next weekend, this week is going to be tight too. So I'm just going to keep cranking out the regular stuff for a couple weeks here until it all comes together. Hang in there. Hopefully it will be worth the wait.

Of course, by now, some of you are probably even doubting that #100 exists! Well, just as proof, here's a preview photo from the set. Hopefully it isn't too much of a spoiler.



So, I'll have another regular cartoon lined up for Monday, on the assumption that #100 won't be done. Hey, cheer up! Winter weather could still cause us to cancel our travel plans (we're driving, and we're not experienced snow drivers) and I'll just have to stay home and work on #100 instead!

One way or another, see you next week.

-Steve