Who are the Minions?
Interchangeable, expendable, not too bright, they are the work-a-day servants of the forces of not-good. Evil isn't their nature. Evil is just their day job. Sooner or later we all end up working for the forces of evil, be they Doctor Coldblood, Wal-Mart, or the IRS.
Working for an agency, the Minions travel from lair to lair, and overlord to overlord, getting blown off catwalks where ever they're needed.
Here are some of the many Minions you'll encounter:
Minion #90 - This never-seen Minion is No. 1's cousin. At some past date he fell into a bottomless pit, and therefore is of course still falling. He reports in now and then via cell-phone, text message, or email.