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Stand by, following the usual suspicious package for a hasty-return by your Minion Master!
Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the Giftoraptors just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."
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Greetings, Gag Gifts!
Very busy again this week, so I'll be short.
There, was that short enough?
See you guys next week!
- Minion Master Steve