Sunday, June 07, 2009
Minions #170 - Even Worse than it Sounds
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Stand by, following the usual ream of commercialism for some hot-copy from your Minion Master!
Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the crab parasites just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."
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Greetings, Lower Trays!
First, a quick reminder: I've got a new anthology story out in the great new fantasy anthology Swordplay! Click the link to check it on Amazon, or look for it in our sidebar to the right. Once again, in an anthology of magic sword stories, I suspect mine is about as atypical as you could imagine. But not all heroes wear armor, and not all damsels need rescuing in exactly the same way. I'm pleased with it.
Just to let you know, Minions at Work will be on autopilot next week. Why? Because, I'll be spending the weekend in VEGAS BABY! Yes, your Minion Master is going to spend a little quality time in his natural environment: SIN CITY, USA!
Maybe I'll get an IN N' OUT BURGER and see UP! while I'm there. Living the live of evil, baby! It's just how we roll!
Anyway, won't see you next week, but the Minions will be here without me.
- Your Overlord of the Strip (wait, that sounds bad, doesn't it?), Steve