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Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Minions #134 - Quality Work Environment

Stand by, following the usually commercial jibber-jabber for some mental-health adjustment from your Minion Master!


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Okay, I'm late this week. Busy with a proposal on a cool potential writing project (a tie-in novel to a TV show that I love, and should be great fun if approved by the powers-that-be), and distracted by the elections.

Plus, Paint Shop Pro locked up Saturday just as I was finishing the edit. Yes, your dumb Minion Master had failed to save as he worked. So I had to carve out time to do it all over again from scratch. Lots of signs and graphics in this one, so it took a while.

Yes, it may seem like I'm getting lazy here. I do need to get myself more excited and inspired (your comments really help in this department), but I'm far from losing interest in the Minions. In fact, I just renewed the "MinionsAtWork.com" domain for another two years (more money down the Minion-hole), so I guess I'm committed. (Or is that, I SHOULD be committed?)

See you next week, maybe even on time.

- your long-suffering Master, Steve.

And don't forget to run out and spend your last few dollars on that
new anthology with a great new story by Mrs. Minion Master! It's called "Witch High," and features stories by 14 top authors about the students of Salem Township Public High-school #4." Just in time for Halloween! Buy a bunch of copies and corrupt all the little witches and warlocks that show up at your door!



Anonymous said...

Great set, Steve! Nice angles that we don't usually see, too! And that Minion Musing...kind of like an evil version of Hallmark. Or is that being redundant? *grin*

Anonymous said...

I like the "Sign has Sharp Edges"
Redundant - like something the Government would post.

Ayesongs said...

Love it, Steve.

Will we be getting a Minions Calendar again this year? I'd love one with a view of the tar pits of doom.

Anonymous said...

That made me chuckle. Good one.

Anonymous said...

You know, if the minions really want to be depressed, they can come visit the bomb site that is my house!

Great cartoon as always Steve. Love those Minions