Sunday, November 16, 2008
Minions #136 - Suspended Employment
Stand by, following the usually commercial jibber-jabber for a generous severance package from your Minion Master!
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Greetings, Surplus Manpower!
On time two weeks in a row! How soon can we get lazy and start coasting again?
Anyway, here we are with another one of those pesky "topical" cartoons. You know what that means. Just apply where it hurts until the pain goes away.
Well, listen, we've got things to do and plots to hatch this week, so I'm going to cut it short. See you next time.
- your Terminator at work, Steve.
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