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Stand by, following the usual misguided mapping a new misdirection from your Minion Master!
Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the blood-sucking parking-lot beetles just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."
While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great souvenir of your visit to the Lair: THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE "Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll make make you buy something else!" and NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY (For very small values of naughty.) Or just click on our "Donate" button and send us cash add to our "Buy the Minions a Camera Fund!" 100% of your contribution goes to allow starving orphans to buy blankets for kittens. Nah, not really, it all goes to ME, in order to further the cause of EVIL, and the photography thereof.
Join the Minions Reminder Email List. It's free, it's easy, and you'll never miss a Minions at Work cartoon (or if you do, it won't be our fault!) Or become one of our followers. See the follower box in our Mighty Sidebar! Or join our "Minions at Work" group on Facebook. And yes, I'm finally on Twitter. Follow me. I'm JSteveYork there (clicking on the previous link will take you straight to my profile page.) We're everywhere! We're everywhere!
Greetings, Lost Luggage!
Yet another busy week working on secret plans here at the lair, so I'll keep this short. New cartoon!
By the way, if you want clues as to our plans for universal conquest, pay a visit to a new on-line publisher called Tsunami Ridge Publishing. Or just wait till next year, when we're (yes, there's a "we!") gonna start rocking several worlds!
Snicker.
- Your Resident Master of Mayhem, Steve
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