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Monday, May 31, 2010

Minions #223 - Reporting In

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Stand by, following the usual double-dealing for a bitter betrayal by your Minion Master! Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the flying flesh-monkees just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you." SUPPORT THE FORCES OF EVIL, WITHOUT WHOM YOU'D HAVE TO LIVE IN SOME BORING UTOPIA OR SOMETHING! HELP FINANCE "MINIONS AT WORK" BY BUYING STUFF YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ANYWAY! IT'S LIKE STEALING, ONLY LEGAL! We're now Amazon.com affiliates, which means that if you click on the Amazon link in our sidebar and make purchases from Amazon, a tiny little sliver of what you spend goes to support these fine (maybe even near-mint!) cartoons! Or visit our Amazon Lair Gift Shop for Minions-recommended merchandise featuring villainy from across pop-culture! Minions at work is inadequately supported during this financial crisis by your purchases from our web stores and our advertisers. Feed the economy and help us bleed green just a little more slowly by purchasing tee-shirts, buttons, calendars, hats, undies (we kid not!), and other fine Minions at Work items at one of the following stores. While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great souvenir of your visit to the Lair: THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE "Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll make make you buy something else!" and NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY (For very small values of naughty.) Or just click on our "Donate" button and send us cash add to our "Buy the Minions a Camera Fund!" 100% of your contribution goes to allow starving orphans to buy blankets for kittens. Nah, not really, it all goes to ME, in order to further the cause of EVIL, and the photography thereof. Join the Minions Reminder Email List. It's free, it's easy, and you'll never miss a Minions at Work cartoon (or if you do, it won't be our fault!) Or become one of our followers. See the follower box in our Mighty Sidebar! Or join our "Minions at Work" group on Facebook. And yes, I'm finally on Twitter. Follow me. I'm JSteveYork there (clicking on the previous link will take you straight to my profile page.) Eventually I'm getting No. 1 his own account for Minions-related-business, but one thing at a time. Still: We're everywhere! We're everywhere!

Greetings, Downfallen and Putrid Projectiles!

Given the holidays, an unexpected video interview last night, and my general lack of inventory or good ideas, I decided to cut myself some slack and announce the post on Tuesday (it's actually being posted later Monday).  LIVE WITH IT!

Hey, for those of you into mystery or Twitter or mystery on Twitter, you might want to hear about something Mrs. Minion Master (in her secret identity as mystery writer Christy Evans) is up to.  She's created a Twitter feed for her mystery-solving plumber character, Georiana Neverall,  Georgiana will be taking a "Workation" road trip to Reno later this month with her best friend and her two dogs.  Forecasts are there will be a mystery to be solved along the way (and probably some drawings for free prizes to her followers as well).  You can follow the mystery when you follow her Twitter account, SinkTrap.  If you want to follow author Christy Evans as well, follow ChristyMystery.  It should be a lot of fun.  Pass this along to your family and friends who read mystery.

Oh, in case you noticed and didn't say so, there was an error in the numbering of last-week's post.  We had two #221s for a week there.  It's been fixed now.

See you guys next week!

                                                                         - Minion Master Steve

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Paul R. McNamee said...

Very funny! Bottomless pit texting. Love it!

SnakeJawz said...

better to text, kinda hard to hear with all that wind. just don't drop the phone!