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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Minions #222 - That's Gotta Hurt

Stand by, following the usual bad-prequel for a mop-up from your Minion Master! Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the Mutant Tea-baggers just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."

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Greetings, Disturbances in the Force!

Yes, we're late this week.  Combination of looming deadlines, bad weather, computer issues, jury duty (yes, I, your evil Minion Master was on a criminal jury last week!) tripped me up.  I blame the Forces of Good.  Or possible Canada.

I don't like to revisit characters or themes so soon, but because it was what I had ready, and because our month layoff has left me with no inventory to fall back on, we're back to Doctor Head-in-a-jar this week.  Deal with it.

You can compensate by buying a shirt or mug from Doctor Head-in-a-jar's new Cafe Press Store!

Okay, your head is still spinning (no pun intended) about me, on a jury.  Okay, I'll make it worse.  I was the foreman!  Hey, I'm not a Minion Master for nothing here.  Don't worry.  It was a hung jury though, so feel confident that things went predictably, horribly wrong.  (Okay, seriously, I think a hung jury may have been the best outcome possible here.  But I HATE being serious around here, so back to foolishness!)

We'll be back next week.  Maybe even on time.  See you then!

                                           - Your "Hang-em" Minion Master, Steve

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