Sunday, May 17, 2009
Minions #166 - Numbers Game
WARNING! CLICKING ON IMAGES MAY MAKE THEM EXPLODE!
Stand by, following the usual mercantile malfunctions for a quick overhaul from your Minion Master!
Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may drop the representative assigned to serve you into a water-filled rat-pit just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care. Oh, hell yeah, we care."
HELP BAIL-OUT THE FORCES OF EVIL! SUPPORT "MINIONS AT WORK" BY BUYING STUFF YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ANYWAY!
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While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great souvenir of your visit to the Lair:
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NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY
(For very small values of naughty.)
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Greetings, Accident Victims!
Don't you hate it when you show up for work and get immediately crushed by a rampaging giant robot?
That's never happened to you?
SEE! YOUR JOB COULD BE WORSE! We've brightened your day already! Yay, us!
Speaking of "lets all just be friends, remember that I just set up a new "Minions at Work" group on Facebook! If you're on Facebook, be sure to join up and invite all your friends too! I'll be posting notices of new cartoons there, and there's a discussion area where you can talk among yourselves for a change. If we get enough suckers -- uh -- people there, I might even start some contests and stuff.
Just search for "Minions at Work," given that the group is called (amazingly enough) "Minions at Work."
- Your Master of Unpopular Mechanics, Steve