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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Minions 99.8 -Small Favors


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Greetings, Disappointed Ones!

No, it isn't Minons #100 yet. What I haven't told anyone is that Minions #100 has been done for weeks. Actually, I'm stalling to give myself more time to work on Minions #200. It's coming up fast!

No, not only is it not #100, I'm late. Lots of stuff going on here, and yet more visitors in town later in the week.

As for #100, what I'm being reminded of from my old college movie-making days is that pictures are easy. Sound is hard. My office/studio is a converted garage, and it's not well soundproofed. The weather has turned nice here on the Oregon coast, so all around me the kids have been running up and down the street screaming, people are fixing roofs and doing repairs (I'm waiting for someone to clean my chimney right now, in fact), and even the birds have contributed, gulls fighting noisily on my office roof. I'm down to the last scene, and if I can get that recorded, the editing should go fast (all the visual elements WERE done weeks ago).

Any bets on 99.9?

See ya next week.

-Big Evil Steve


Anonymous said...

I hurt myself laughing at this one! You truly are the Master of Evil! -shudder-

Anonymous said...

Hi Steven!

What does the F.A.R. stand for in FAR Foods?.

If he was really Evil he would have made him WATCH the dog eat some of his fries and play with the toy.

Joel the SailorDude

BrineB said...

Oh man!!! That is evil, stealing the man's toy!!!