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Greetings, Pre-existing Conditions!
Before we get started, I just want to say that "Radioactive Zombie Congressional Pages" would be a great name for a comic book/multimedia franchise! Just imagine the toy line!
Anyway, it's kind of an accident, but we actually have something timely and topical to post this week, what with the passage of the health-care reform this week. We're kind of jazzed about it! Why not? I mean, it's either a ground-breaking boon that will enhance the lives of all Americans, including us, or it's an evil scheme that will bring the world down around our ears (or possibly both)! Anyhow, from our perspective, we're just not seeing a down-side here. Win, win!
Yes, we're running late again, and I've got no excuse, since this cartoon was actually done a week ago. Let's just say that there are a lot of distractions around the lair right now, and without the mandatory reminder of a "oh, no, I have to post something!" photo-shoot, it just slipped my mind.
The reorganization of Minions Studios is going well, though the job still looks never-ending at this point. But already, things are more sorted and organized than they've been in years. Maybe I'll post some pictures at some point. Anyway, back to work. See you guys next week!
- Minion Master Steve