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Greetings, Seekers and Suckers!
Better yet, make it happen in the first couple days of release, when even a small spike in numbers can really help a book's long-term success!
Why? Because the Minions need support to keep up our evil activities, and whatever Mrs. Minion Master makes is community property! Half of that cash is mine, baby! We're EVIL dammit!
So order a copy right now on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Powell's Books, your favorite local bookseller, or on your favorite device! Do it now! Your Minion Master commands it!
See you next week!
- Minion Shillmaster Steve