Minions #217 - Eating Problem

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Stand by, following the usual double-dealing for a bitter betrayal by your Minion Master!

Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the Utahraptors just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."

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Greetings, Dino-snacks!

I'm posting late on Monday this week, which is about as bad as posting on Tuesday, since most of you seem to pick this thing up from work (don't worry, we won't tell!).  Mrs. Minion Master had some health issues this week that have been a distraction, but she's on the mend and was able to sign her new mystery novel "Lead Pipe Cinch" at Murder by the Book bookstore in Portland, OR this weekend, so it's all good!

This also disrupted our reorganization a bit, though I spent some extra time on some custom projects you'll be seeing soon.  I'm really pleased at how "Doctor Head-in-a-jar's" new robot-body is turning out, and there's a bunch of new gear for our mad-science labs.

Hey, as always, evil isn't free!  Your store purchases, book purchases (though our links or in your local store), Amazon purchases (using our links) and donations help keep the lights on at the lair.  Don't make us come over there and TAKE your money!

Anyway, I won't delay this any longer.  See you guys next week!

- Muddled Minion Master Steve
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