Be sure to read past the jump in today's post for an important announcement about Mrs. Minion Master's new mystery novel (say that three times fast!), hitting stores in just a few days!
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We're all excited down here at the lair, as another link in our Master Plan for World Domination (MPWD) is completed. Mrs. Minion Master's second mystery novel in her series about a crime-busting lady-plumber will be appearing in stores and on Amazon in just a few days (April 6th). Here it is:
You can help support the forces of evil here either by buying a copy for yourself (it's Minion Master approved!) or by passing along a recommendation or link to your friends who like mystery, plumbing, adorable dogs (yet another link in the MPWD), or you otherwise think might enjoy this. Links on your blogs or web sites are also appreciated.
You'll note that Mrs. Minion Master's real name is not on the book. They're written under the name "Christy Evans." This is what they, in the writing business, call a "pseudonym," but it is what we call in the Evil World Domination business an "alias."
As I said, this is the second book in the series. If you'd like to start at the beginning, you can still get the first book in the series, "Sink Trap." Here it is:
If you want to find out more, visit the Christy Evans web page HERE
Meanwhile, the great Minions sort and clean-up continues here. I'm now into sorting things I didn't know I had, things I probably haven't seen for years (but many of which you'll be seeing used in upcoming cartoons. I've still got several more weeks of inventory cartoons, though I could probably get cleaned up enough to start shooting again with a hour or so's work. We'll see what goodies I discover in sorting, and how inspired I get to use them.
See you guys next week!
- Mysterious Minion Master Steve