Minions #209 - Mathematically Challenged.

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Stand by, following the usual unending commercial announcement for a mathematical point from your Minion Master!

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Greetings, Random Numbers!

You'll probably hate today's comic, because I love it.  It makes me giggle again and again.  I just love a cartoon that's got six-kinds-of-wrong in it.  Here's an earlier example of this kind of humor.  I also just love it when I can pull off a bit of Road-runner physics in a single-panel, non-moving cartoon.

So, you're going to hate it.  That's just the way it works.

Maybe you'll like next week's better.  I'll try to come up with something I really hate.
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                               your Minon Master,
                               Steve