Minions #208 - Dead Reckoning

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Greetings, Lucky Survivors!

I'm just back from Radcon in lovely, radioactive, Pasco, Washington, where Mrs. Minion Minion Master and I had a great time, and I unexpectedly found myself on a web comic panel.  Actually, I'd EXPECTED to be scheduled to a web-comic panel, but I also expected it would be before I arrived (late on Friday due to scheduling conflicts and travel time), and so I really wasn't prepared. 

Turns out I was scheduled for a SECOND web comics panel Saturday afternoon.  So I frantically pulled up some of the older Minions files on my laptop, downloaded more from the site here, and put together a sizable slide-show of cartoons to run during the panel.  In other words, not a complete disaster.  The stupid news is, I still had a few "Evil is Just my Day Job" buttons with me, and forgot to give them out that the panel.  Oh well.

Anyway, for those who were at Radcon and may be keeping track,  it is still Monday here on the west-coast, so I'm posting on-time by my own rules.  (We talked about consistency, and how I try to get something up here every Monday, rain or shine.)

Well, I'm tired, and I want a valentine cookie.  To heck with you guys.

Next week....

                                    - Mobile Minion Master Steve

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