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Stand by, following the usual pontificating for an empty platitude from your Minion Master!
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Greetings, Misguided Seekers of Wisdom and Entertainment!
We'll be out of town next week, but I'll have the robot cue up a new cartoon for you on Monday anyway. Reminders may be optional though, so remind yourself on Monday.
Hey, how about that Ancient Minion? Maybe not the most spectacular entrance, but this is a character I've had sitting around for a while, and I've been wanting to bring him on stage for a long time. He fits into the whole mythology of the Minions I've worked up in my head. More or less, here's what I'm thinking:
He's the previous, possibly the original, No. 1 (Note the backwards cap). Among his underlings were the current No. 1 and General Zed. Some kind of Cane and Able thing happened there, and thus the rivalry between No. 1 and Zed that continues to this day.
Just thought you'd like to know.
Anyway, you'll be seeing more of the Ancient Minion, and he'll be passing wisdom to some of our other characters as well.
Hey, a few folks have actually tossed a little into the money-hole that is Minions at Work, by making contributions and buying products from our store. To those who have done so, we thank you, from the dungeon of our heart. Thanks for supporting the forces of evil.
The robot will see you guys next week!
-Minion Master Steve