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Stand by, following the usual ill-conceived program for a recursive subroutine from your Minion Master!
Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the wood-chipper just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."
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"Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll make make you buy something else!"
(For very small values of naughty.)
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Nah, not really, it all goes to ME, in order to further the cause of EVIL, and the photography thereof.
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Greetings, Rouge Automatons!
Okay, it's no secret that we here at Minions Studios are big fans of the show Mythbusters! It's a virtual encyclopedia of destruction and mayhem, all done in the most convoluted, difficult, and scientific manner possible, and that's pretty much how we roll! Why develop your evil plans based on simplicity and reliability when can attempt to pull off something with real style?
Of course, our evil plans never seem to work, and when there's an explosion, we're usually trapped in the middle of it. But that's a small price to pay to achieve the high level of madness we look for in our science.
Just as a warning, Mrs. Minion Master and I will be heading down to Las Vegas through the last week of the month (with weekend side-trip to Los Angeles). These plans are coming at the last minutes, so I'm scrambling to get Minions cartoons lined up. Be assured that SOMETHING will post here while we're gone. I just make no promises as to what, or how good it will be. (Maybe it will be the funniest cartoons ever, but I wouldn't make book on it.)
Anyway, see you guys next week.
- MythMinion MythMaster Steve