Monday, September 14, 2009
Minions #186 - Bad Will Hunting
Do not click cartoons, as they will GROW to proportions against the laws of man and nature!
Stand by, following the usual elusive banter for a steel-jawed trap from your Minion Master!
Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the crab parasites just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."
SUPPORT THE FORCES OF EVIL, WITHOUT WHOM YOU'D HAVE TO LIVE IN SOME BORING UTOPIA OR SOMETHING! HELP FINANCE "MINIONS AT WORK" BY BUYING STUFF YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ANYWAY! IT'S LIKE STEALING, ONLY LEGAL!
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(For very small values of naughty.)
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Nah, not really, it all goes to ME, in order to further the cause of EVIL, and the photography thereof.
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Greetings, Helpless Prey!
Yes, we're safely back from California. Sorry I didn't get the notices out last week, but don't say I didn't warn you. There WAS a new cartoon though, so it you missed it, scroll on back there and check it out!
Speaking of traps, Mrs. Minion Master, Chris' first mystery novel, "Sink Trap" is coming out on October 6th in mass-market paperback and on the Kindle! If you happen to be close enough to make the drive, there will be a signing and meet-the-author event in Lincoln City, Oregon, on October 10th, 12 noon. It will be held at North by Northwest Books, 6334 Hwy 101 (far south end of Lincoln City in the Streetcar Village antique center). Drop buy, get a book, and you might even find me lurking in the corner somewhere. PLANNING EVIL!
That's it for this week. See you next time back here at the Lair!