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Monday, September 14, 2009

Minions #186 - Bad Will Hunting




Do not click cartoons, as they will GROW to proportions against the laws of man and nature!

Stand by, following the usual elusive banter for a steel-jawed trap from your Minion Master!


Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the crab parasites just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."

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Greetings, Helpless Prey!

Yes, we're safely back from California. Sorry I didn't get the notices out last week, but don't say I didn't warn you. There WAS a new cartoon though, so it you missed it, scroll on back there and check it out!


Speaking of traps, Mrs. Minion Master, Chris' first mystery novel, "Sink Trap" is coming out on October 6th in mass-market paperback and on the Kindle! If you happen to be close enough to make the drive, there will be a signing and meet-the-author event in Lincoln City, Oregon, on October 10th, 12 noon. It will be held at North by Northwest Books, 6334 Hwy 101 (far south end of Lincoln City in the Streetcar Village antique center). Drop buy, get a book, and you might even find me lurking in the corner somewhere. PLANNING EVIL!

That's it for this week. See you next time back here at the Lair!

- Steve


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4 comments:

Chris said...

Mr. Minion Master - In your pursuit of evil, you managed to list the release of the fabulous mystery novel SINK TRAP (she said modestly) as NOVEMBER. You got the signing date correct, but we would not be so evil as to hold a signing before the book was available, thereby causing disappointment and grief for all potential book buyer.

SINK TRAP will be out in OCTOBER, for your reading enjoyment.

Thank you.

MRS. Minion Master

J. Steven York said...

Bah! Once again my evil plans have been foiled! Mrs. Minion Master won't let me have any fun!

Okay, okay, I'm editing the message...

MG said...

LOL! Good 'toon! Plus we get to observe interaction between Mr and Mrs Minion Master! What more could be asked for?

J. Steven York said...

Muh, ha, ha! I've fooled you all! Not only was the release date wrong, the signing is on October 10th, not the 6th! Now, you fools who believe that will have to stand in the book store for FOUR DAYS! Hahahahahah! Evil, I tell you! Evil! And they dared to call my calendar MAD?!