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Monday, March 23, 2009

Minions #156 - Mean Drunk, plus BONUS #157, Good View



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Greetings, Co-dependants!

Running a little late again this week. I was a little under the weather today. Something I ate. I think the Forces of Good may be poisoning my food again. But how can they possibly be getting into my impenetrable fortress lair undetected? I haven't got a clue. I wonder if the Minions can help. Let's see...

Nah, they got nothing.

Come to think of it, I was also (true story) bitten by a spider (somewhere between 8-11 times!) last Sunday that somehow found its way inside the sleeve of my jacket. Until now, I'd written it off as a coincidence. But it happened hours before I was to post my Monday cartoon, and then the internet went down!

No, there's a pattern here. The Forces of Good have fallen to using our own devious methods against us. That's not fair! Only we get to cheat!

Well, we're on a high state of alert here from now on. Orange. Puce. Plaid. I don't know. Whatever. Guess it's a good thing I called Number 13 in to taste my food for me. Isn't that right 13?

13?

13?

Sigh. Looks like we're going to need another 13.

- Your Minion Master with a bull's-eye on his back, Steve

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