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Monday, June 09, 2008

Minions #114 - SubMinion



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Greetings, Handy Friends!


Still getting better here from the Martian-Death-Sickness here at Minion Central. We used most of the energy we had celebrating the birthday of Mrs. Minion Master, Chris. So give her a big hand. Without here patience, forbearing, and occasional creative and editorial input, none of this is possible. Yay, Chris!

But anyway, sick, tired, and busy, did we shluff off and miss another cartoon? No! Did we raid the photo archives and recycle some content? No! We cooked up a fresh (if not especially complicated) Minions shoot for you! Are we keen, or what?

See you next week.

-Steve

6 comments:

Astro Dan said...

"It ain't easy being green!"

Mark Toner said...

Sounds like the sub-minion wasn't the only green one this weekend. That Martian Death Sickness is a bummer.

Ximena Cearley said...

Where on earth did you get a 1/6 Kermit?

Jay Lee said...

"You're telling me it ain't easy being green. Imagine having a Minion's hand up there! Who knows what that Minion has been doing with that hand?"

--Kermit, currently on someone's hand (shudder)

karenfedway in WA said...

Happy Birthday, Mrs. Minion Master, Chris!!

J. Steven York said...

Kermit is a finger puppet. No speculation about where the finger had been either...