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Monday, June 16, 2008

Minions #115 - Mock Minion



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Greetings, Short-orders!


Hey, folks! Are you asleep out there? We need input!

First of all, we need a number for our new Minion, seen manning the dart-board in this recent cartoon.

Also, No. 1 needs letters with your "questions for Minions" to be answered in a future video. Surely there's something you want to know about being a Minion, life in the Lair, the forces of evil, or No. 1's early Oscar picks.

Obey your Minion-master, fire up your email and get to it!

- See you next week, Steve

2 comments:

Maynard said...

ROTFLMAO! Love the intern's
t-shirt! Most excellent!

Mark Toner said...

Minion Master,

Isn't it obvious that the guy manning the dart board is triple-twenty? Incidentally, my son was talking about ideas for work experience the other day and #333 looks mighty familiar....