Minion No. 1 says:
"Greetings dudes. As a professional Minion, it has been my pleasure to have my ass kicked many times by Sydney Bristow of ALIAS. Who can forget episode sixteen when she, like, drop kicked me down that elevator shaft? Or that time in season three when she totally stabbed me in the forehead with a salad fork? I was all like: 'ow!' I can tell you, she has cleaned my clock many times!
Actually, none of this may have happened. Since coming to America and teaching myself English through watching a VHS copy of Clueless over and over again, I have been hit on the head so many times, I can not be sure of anything.
"Whatever. It is still with pleasure that I totally suggest you support MINIONS by purchasing a copy of the excellent new ALIAS novel STRATEGIC RESERVE, written by Christina F. York, wife of MINIONS creator Steven York.
"I, myself, have not read it yet, but I anticipate that many Minion butts will be righteously kicked. And without such opportunities, my posse comrades and I would be out of work. So buy a copy today."
Minion No. 1 also says:
"My pretzel is totally dry. Did you Bogart the mustard?"
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LOVE IT! One of the most origional cartoon concepts to float aroud in some time! Hey, do they have a union?!? Imagene Dr. Nasty is about to go postal with his radio-active poop flinger and his Minions go on STRIKE!
...on the bad side... I had to get a blogger account to make any sort of commentary about you work. And to make matters worse, I have little idea what to do with such a thing as it demands the same of anyone who would comment to me.... or so I would assume. Great material, not too sold on your medium-
Greg Howard, the Old Sgt.
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