|Click Cartoon TO FRAG EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!|
|Click Cartoon for Fluffier Cushions!|
Greetings, Armchair Minions!
Happy Halloween, or as the Minions down at the lair like to call it, "recruitment drive." Oh, sure, most of the ones that show up at the door are kind of young, but they're used to funny costumes, are willing to work for stale candy-corn, and are at just the right age to cart off to "Minion Academy."
Oh, yes, there's a training school for Minions! It's just like Hogwarts! Except of course that it's a cold, drafty, dangerous castle full of death-traps where most of the faculty, alumni and your fellow students are trying to kill you. Oh, wait! It's just like Hogwarts!
And hey, it's a great time to get your holiday season off to a creepy start with a free flash-fiction ebook written by your Minion Master! You can download it for free for your Kindle compatible reader, device, or app!
Also available on Nook, Smashwords, and in most other major ebook stores!
Enjoy, and we'll see you back here next week!
- Chair-master Steve