|Click on Cartoon for Bottomless Bigness (Sounds dirty!)|
Greetings, Hail Stones and Gall Stones!
A big week here at the lair as Mrs. Minion Master turned in her latest mystery, "Murder Wears a Tee-Shirt" to her publisher, Berkley Prime Crime. This is the first of a new series set in a haunted beach gift shop (featuring a foul-mouthed parrot that sometimes channels the ghost of the owner's dead grandfather). Just in case you thought I was the only one in the house who came up with strange stuff.
This next series will be coming out under the name "Christy Fifield," even though her previous lady-plumber mysteries came out under the name "Christy Evans." What gives? Well, A, we like to be mysterious here around the lair, and B, Christy Fifield is actually closer to being a real name for her than Christy Evans, and C, we're EVIL here, and sometimes we just do things because we can!
Actually, it's publishing stuff. Complicated to explain. Difficult to understand. And ultimately boring. Just believe me when I tell you, it's for the better... Anyway, look for announcements on the upcoming new series as it appears in print and ebook. We're excited and looking forward to it.
Okay, now I'm going to post a link to something I wrote. Why? Because it's my damned web-comic, and I'm EVIL, and I'm doing it because I can! Just try to stop me! MuhHAha!
Okay, and now I'm going to post a link to a pet watering dish! Why? Because it's evil for reasons you will never understand.
Also, it's damned random, and I hate being too predictable! (Except on Mondays, when I ALWAYS post these silly cartoons. We, most Mondays, anyway.
Except when I don't. Or I forget. Or there's a technical screw-up.
Or when I'm on vacation.
Lulled you into a false sense of security, then pulled the old Cat-dish blitz! And you totally fell for it!
Until next week, be sure to follow Minion No. 1 on Twitter!
See you then!
See you next time.
- Minion Master CAT-DISH (fake!) Steve!