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Greetings, Minions Buffs!
It's been a tiring week here at the lair, as we were under the threat of a tsunami warning and missed a lot of sleep. I half-considered just taking the week off, but in these trying times, the world needs its humor. Unfortunately, all I've got is this Minions cartoon, but I give what I can!
You could give too. Not to us this time, but to help out Japan. Frankly, we're disappointed that we couldn't think up an evil plan 1/1000th as bad as what's happening to them now. They desperately need your help to build them up so that we can knock them down later with a giant dinosaur made of cheese. (We call it Mozilla. Original, huh?) Anyway, Japan isn't any fun at all right now, and they need your help.
You can donate to the relief effort through the Red Cross, or even easier, you can donate $10 by texting REDCROSS to 90999 on your phone! Do it now! WE COMMAND YOU!
- Minion Master Steve