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Monday, September 24, 2007

Minions #82 - Working for Scale



Don't miss the latest ravings of a lunatic madman, your Minion Master, following the usual annoying noise...

While waiting for your impending doom, shop:
THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE
"If you're not 100% satisfied, then the beatings will begin!"

and

NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY

(Oh, come on. You know you want to be naughty!)

Join the Minions reminder email list or we will send a presidential candidate to kiss all your babies!* It's free, it's easy, and you'll never miss a Minions at Work cartoon (or if you do, it won't be our fault!)

*Actually, we're just going to send Minion Number Two and he's just going to bruise the little tyke's face with his gas-mask. This, however, is still better than being kissed by the candidate.)

An now some dire direction from your Minion Foreman.

Greetings, Mazer Mice,


We're back working on that darned maze this week. Sure but this would be a lot easier if they'd just use corn-stalks and pumpkins, but it's just not their way.

Lots of life-stuff going on this week, so I'm going to keep it short and sweet.

See you back here at the lair next Monday. Bring your friends!

-Steve

2 comments:

Maynard said...

Oddly enough, I've encountered this same thing happening in a local fast food joint AND large retail store. Truly, Evil has it's hooks everywhere! We bow before you, Evil Overlord!
Good, funny stuff!

J. Steven York said...

Dude! You GOTTA stop eating at the fast food with the alligator pit!