Click Dinosaur Skull for Full-Sized Cartoon!
(Actually, you can click anywhere on the picture, but "Click Dinosaur Skull" is just so much cooler!)
Stand by, following the usual misfiling for a lost invoice from your Minion Master!
Your interminable wait is important to us. To serve you better, a supervisor may feed the representative assigned to serve you to the evil-cyborg-forklift just before they can answer your call. It's just one more way of saying, "we care, just not about you."
SUPPORT THE FORCES OF EVIL, WITHOUT WHOM YOU'D HAVE TO LIVE IN SOME BORING UTOPIA OR SOMETHING! HELP FINANCE "MINIONS AT WORK" BY BUYING STUFF YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ANYWAY! IT'S LIKE STEALING, ONLY LEGAL!
We're now Amazon.com affiliates, which means that if you click on the Amazon link in our sidebar and make purchases from Amazon, a tiny little sliver of what you spend goes to support these fine (maybe even near-mint!) cartoons!
Or visit our Amazon Lair Gift Shop for Minions-recommended merchandise featuring villainy from across pop-culture!
Minions at work is inadequately supported during this financial crisis by your purchases from our web stores and our advertisers. Feed the economy and help us bleed green just a little more slowly by purchasing tee-shirts, buttons, calendars, hats, undies (we kid not!), and other fine Minions at Work items at one of the following stores.
While waiting for your impending doom, pick up a Minions at Work tee-shirt or other great souvenir of your visit to the Lair:
THE MINION'S LAIR OF MERCHANDISE
"Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll make make you buy something else!"
NUMBER TWO'S HOUSE OF NAUGHTY
(For very small values of naughty.)
Or just click on our "Donate" button and send us cash add to our "Buy the Minions a Camera Fund!" 100% of your contribution goes to allow starving orphans to buy blankets for kittens.
Nah, not really, it all goes to ME, in order to further the cause of EVIL, and the photography thereof.
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Or join our "Minions at Work" group on Facebook.
And yes, I'm finally on Twitter. Follow me. I'm JSteveYork there (clicking on the previous link will take you straight to my profile page.) Eventually I'm getting No. 1 his own account for Minions-related-business, but one thing at a time.
Still: We're everywhere! We're everywhere!
Greetings! This is a recording! BEEP!
If you were looking for a cartoon, press one.
If you were wanted to buy a tee-shirt or other item from our stores, press two.
If you wanted to make a small (or huge) donation to support the cause of evil, CLICK THE DONATE BUTTON BELOW! CLICK IT! CLICK IT NOW! CLICK IT! CLICK IT! CLICK IT!
If you wanted to speak with a customer-service representative, your Minion Master is in Las Vegas, so screw that idea.
See you next week (when I'm back)!
- Minion Master in absentia, Steve